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Yo momma so old
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Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li’l Mary will never amount to anything”.
Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!
Yo momma so old god sent her to hell cause she didn’t pay him back.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo momma so old she farts dust.
Yo momma so old she gotta picture with her and Jesus on a seesaw.
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old she has Jesus beeper number!
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo momma so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old she uses to gangbang with the Hebrews.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse
Yo momma so old she’s blind from the big bang
Yo momma so old that when God said let be the light, she hit the switch.
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

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