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The Perfect Husband
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There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: “Hello?” “Honey, It’s me. Are you at the club?” “Yes.” “Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat… It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?” “What’s the price?” “Only $1,500.00″ “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…” “Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price … and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…” “What price did he quote you?” “Only $60,000…” “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” “Great! Before we hang up, something else…” “What?” “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and…I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property…” “How much are they asking?” “Only $450,000… a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…” “Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?” “OK, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!” “Bye… I do too…” The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

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