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10. “I just don’t feel called to celibacy.”

9. “Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?”

8. “I don’t see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith.”

7. “What do you think Paul meant when he said, ‘Greet everyone with a holy kiss’?”

6. “You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa.” (DO NOT get this confused!)

5. “You know, I’m really into relationship evangelism.”

4. “I’m pretty flexible–I don’t think a woman should be submissive on the first date.”

3. “Before tonight, I never believed in predestination…”

2. “Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.”

And the number one Christian pick-up line…

1. “I hear there’s going to be a love offering tonight.”

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