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How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?
It’s the one with bite marks on the cap.

Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy & Betty
thought Jim & Tom weren’t getting enough excitement so they decided to run
naked past Jim & Tom’s room. Later that night they did just that.
Jim looked at Tom and said, “Did you see that? What in the hell were Nancy
& Betty wearing?” “I don’t know, but whatever it was, it sure needed

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the
police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your
car?” asks the cop.

“I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”

“Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Lets see you do it.” The
juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches

A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the
driver to his wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test
they’re giving now!”

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad
and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, “well, I knew that
my grandfather had died in the war, but I’ve just found out that he
actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp.”
Patrick says, “that’s terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?” and Mick
replies, “no, he fell out of the machine gun tower.”

My luck is so bad. I phoned one of those sex phone lines last night and got caught by my Mum. She said ‘I know this voice …’

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