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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair
and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber
began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest,
firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen
knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, “Young lady, you and I should go and spend
some time in a hotel room.”

She replied, “I’m married and my husband wouldn’t like that.

The cowboy said, “Tell him your working overtime and I’ll pay
you the difference.”

She said, “You tell him. He is the one shaving you.”

An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life
succinctly. “When it all boiled down to the essence of truth,” the
philosopher said, “one just live by a dog’s rule of life: If you can’t eat
it or fuck it, piss on it!!!”

10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been promising for some time now to buy poor Johnny a bike.
Johnny, who loved his Momma dearly, hadn’t made a big deal about it for a long time, but suddenly decided NOW was the right time to ask. So he rushes downstairs to tell his Momma that he wanted his bike and he wanted it now.
He gets downstairs, looks around, doesn’t see his mother, so he rushes back upstairs, opens the door to his mother’s room and stops dead in his tracks, ’cause there was his Momma, laying stark naked on her bed, rubbing herself all over repeating ” Oh,I need a man, Ohhh I need a man.”
Johnny, who was naturally a little stunned by the sight, backs quietly out the door and goes back to his room.
Well, a few days passes and Johnny works up the nerve to once again tell his Mother that he wants his bike and he wants it NOW. So he rushes downstairs, doesn’t see his mother, he rushes upstairs, opens Momma’s door and there once again was his Mother, laying stark naked on the bed, Rubbing herself all over and repeating ” Oh, I need a man. Ohhh,I need a man.” Once again he backs out quietly.
Well, this time it took little Johnny a bit longer to muster up the nerve to demand his bike, but he finally does and rushes downstairs, No Momma, so he rushes upstairs, throws Momma’s door open and there to his amazement was his Momma, lying stark naked on her bed, but this time she had a man on top of her.
Johnny backs out of the room, walks quietly down the hall to his room and sits on his bed. He thinks about what he has just witnessed for a while and then, just like a bolt of lightning had struck, Johnny jumps up and screams ” I GOT IT !!!!!!”
JOHNNY PEELS ALL OF HIS CLOTHES OFF, LIES STARK NAKED ON HIS BED AND STARTS TO RUB ALL OVER HIMSELF REPEATING ” OH, I NEED A BIKE, OOOOHHHHHHHH I NEED A BIKE”

A robber whas running from the cops so he ran into a church and he seen a preist and he shot the preist moments later the cops shot the robber but ther whas a mix up the preist went to hell and the robber went to heaven then the mistack was cleard and when they swiched the preist said to the robber i can’t wate to meet the vigin mary then the robber replide she’s not a virgin any more.

The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.

Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be unor confusing.

So their first meeting will actually be their first meeting and they will not have a meeting before the first meeting.

This should avoid having people show up for their first meeting before it is held, since to do so would be confusing to those who did so and this is what they want to avoid by reducing the confusion and lessening the repetition.



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