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An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30,
and would he have any suggestions.
“Yes,” says the Doctor, “I would advise you to take in a boarder.”
A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is
going. He says fine his wife is pregnant.
The Doctor remarks: “so you took my advise and took in a boarder?”
“Yes I did, is the reply, and she’s pregnant also…..”

Yesterday is the past…

Tomorrow is the future…

But today is a gift…

That’s why, it’s called the present.

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