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An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfast
table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.
The old man said,”You know, 50 years ago, we were probably
sitting here buck naked.”
The woman said, “Why don’t we try that again?”
So they stripped and sat down at the table again.
Soon the old woman said, “Honey, my titties are as hot for
you today as they were 50 years ago.”
The man replied, “Of course they are dear, one’s in your
oatmeal and the others in your coffee!”

What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?

A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was killed by a white man in a black car.

Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon?
Pupil: The horse will draw it!

Two truck drivers arrive in front of a tunnel. The sign says MAXIMUM
HEIGHT 3 METERS. The first driver measures his truck and says, “Damn…3
.2 meters!”
The second one looks furtively around and says, “No police, anywhere. We
can go!”

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses
were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to
the other and said, “You know, I’ve been sitting here so long, my butt
fell asleep!’.

The other woman turned to her and said “I know! I heard it snoring!”



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