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“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”
So what? Who’s in a hurry?

Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.

Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
A. He’s Breathing.

The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
(ATTENTION… if you don’t get it, seek help fast :)

Q: What lies on the ground, 100 feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.



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