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‘Research by Durham University over the last six years has found that homosexuals read their text messages by pressing the buttons on their phone using their thumbs … too late now gay boy!’

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Chuck who?
Chuck-olate bunny!

Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and the other to say “Fabulous.”

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?” She was talking to her Preacher one day about this. He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence on the two females. So they put the four parrots together.
So, the females yelled at the male parrots, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?”
One male parrot said to the other, “Put the Bibles away! We’ve made it to heaven!”

This lady who was living in New York City had to get back to
her old country but she was broke.

One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a worker
getting ready to load supplies onto a boat.
“Please I need to get back to England” she pleaded.
“If you sneak me onboard tonight I’ll give you favors all the way
across the ocean.”

Well needless to say later that night he put her in a duffel bag
and carried her onboard. Down in the hold where she was
hidden he said, “When I bring you some food, twice a day,
I’ll collect.” And being true to her word she agreed.

This went on for about a week when by accident the captain
found her.

“Please don’t get angry,” she started to say and explained the
story to the captain who busted up laughing.

“Why are you laughing?” she demanded.

He said, “Because you’re on the Statten Island Ferry.”

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