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A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on
the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
“Grandpa, what are you doing?” he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. “Grandpa,
what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?” he
asked again.

The old man slyly looked at him and said, “Well, last week I sat out here
with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma’s idea!”

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn’t have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.

He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, “Well, OK, I guess you can come in – just don’t start anything.”

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
I used to wonder why, but now I don’t wonder why I wonder why.
I wonder why I don’t wonder why anymore?

Q: How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: About one third less than for a regular bulb.

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
Have the fifth one say… BINGO!



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