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A guy walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender for a shot of whiskey.
The bartender asks “Why?” The guy responds and says “I got my first blow.”
The bartender says “In that case I’ll give you two shots of whiskey.”
The guy says “No, I just want one to get the taste out of my mouth.”

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.

Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, “SPEED TRAP AHEAD”.

The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted “TIPS” and a bucket of change.

The Queen visits a major hospital to open a new ward.
She is shown around first by a nurse so she can inspect the facilities.
On her way, she hears orgasmic groans coming from a nearby room.
She goes to the room to investigate and, upon arriving, finds that a man is masturbating on the bed.
She asks the nurse “Why is that man doing that?”
The nurse replies “Oh, he’s got to relieve himself every so often because he has a disorder.”
“Oh, OK then,” the queen said, and moved on, but on the way she hears more orgasmic groans.
She looks in the room and sees a nurse giving a man a blowjob.
The queen asks her escort “Why is that nurse giving that man a blowjob?”
Her nurse escort says “Oh, he’s got the same disorder as the man before, only this one’s got health insurance!”

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,
then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:”Ok.
I’ll let him pass, there’s no hurry. Two minutes later
another whiskey comes by and pizza let him pass too, but
two minutes later when the next one got there, pizza stoped
him:”What’s going on out there?” it asked. “Why, there’s a
party going on!! It’s great! They’re having the most fun!!”
the whiskey replied.
And pizza said: “Great, I’ll go check it out!”

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time
they don’t work.



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