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There was this little boy who went in the whore house with a
dead frog on a leash. He went to the counter and asked the
pimp for a whore with aids, the man knew he was young but the
boy said “please mister, just give me a whore with aids, i
have money thats no problem” the man was like ok “if you have
the money”. So the boy went in and fucked the whore and came
out smiling to the man at the counter. The guy didn’t understnad
why he was so happy. “its a long story” the boy said. “tell me,
i can wait” hte man said impaciently. “ok” the boy says “i have
aids now right? well – i’ll go home and screw the babysitter…
she’ll get aids, then my dad will come homw and screw her…
he’ll get aids, my dad will screw my mom… she’ll get aids.
Then my mom will then screw the milk man

… and he’s the son of a bitch that ran over my frog!”

It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, “My Doberman here killed her.”

“Gee…That’s terrible,” commiserated the spectator. “But… Hmmmm… Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?”

The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder and answered, “Get in line.”

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!

One day two old ladies met up for a spot of lunch, one of the ladies said to the other
“Did you come on the bus”
The other lady replyed
“Yeah but I made it look like an asthma attack”

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