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A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examined her and said, ”You have acute appendicitis.”

The blond yelled at the doctor…
”I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!”

A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks over
to a near by farm. He knocks on the door and the farmer
appears.
“Excuse me sir, but my car broke down about a mile down
the road, and I was wondering if you had a place I could stay,
just until morning, and I…..”
The farmer says, “Well, I can let you sleep in the barn, but
you’ll have to sleep with my two sons….”
The salesman says, “Sons! I must be in the wrong joke!”

What does it mean when the Post Office flies the American Flag half mast?
They’re hiring!

What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?

The white one got away.

A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman, “Use more soap on panties.”

This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. Finally the Chinaman responded with, “Use more paper on ass.”



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