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Q: How many etheopians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 3 one to change the light and two to eat the packages.

A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIS
country there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.

Ray listened patiently. “That’s amazing. Where I come from
there’s really only one.”

“Oh,” sniffed the Romeo, “just one? And which way is that?”

“Well, there’s a man and there’s a woman… ”

“Praise Allah!!! Number 80!!!”

“… And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,
Christians Nothing. We’ll be right back after these messages… “

A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a small
business how do I go about it?”
The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and
replies “Buy a big one and wait”

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.

The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, “Hey, sarge, why did you stop?”

The sarge replied, “He’s in Georgia now. They’re an hour ahead of us, so we’ll never catch him.”



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