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A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.

The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women
grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day
and they allowed him to have Sundays off.

One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing.
He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last.

The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the
boat. As he got out the first guy said “Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to
see YOU, To which the second guy responded “Well alright sweetie! It’s been
a long time for me too.”

The first man exclaimed “Oh hell, there go my Sundays!”

Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…
Answer: A naked blonde doing cartwheels!

La Machine.
…vegetables…vvrrrrr…
La Machine.
…fruits…vvrrrrr…
La Machine.
…little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…
La Machine.

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this
case?

Juror: I don’t want to be away from my job that long.

Judge: Can’t they do without you at work?

Juror: Yes, but I don’t want them to know it.

A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that is
sitting near him that he can fart out the tune to The Star Spangelled Banner!
Everyone who hears this wants to see him do it. So he tells everyone to
gather around him, then he climbs up on the bar, drops his trousers and
proceeds to take a massive dump on the bar counter. After he
finishes the disgusted bartender says “Why in the hell did you shit on my
bar?” The drunk replies “Even Elvis had to clear his throat!”



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