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One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the
sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth
of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish.

About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to relieve some of the
stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out
why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and his

“You aren’t going to catch many fish that way,” said the businessman to the fisherman, “you
should be working rather than lying on the beach!”

The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled and replied, “And what will my reward be?”

“Well, you can get bigger nets and catch more fish!” was the businessman’s answer.

“And then what will my reward be?” asked the fisherman, still smiling.

The businessman replied, “You will make money and you’ll be able to buy a boat, which will then
result in larger catches of fish!”

“And then what will my reward be?” asked the fisherman again.

The businessman was beginning to get a little irritated with the fisherman’s questions. “You
can buy a bigger boat, and hire some people to work for you!” he said.

“And then what will my reward be?” repeated the fisherman.

The businessman was getting angry. “Don’t you understand? You can build up a fleet of fishing
boats, sail all over the world, and let all your employees catch fish for you!”

Once again the fisherman asked, “And then what will my reward be?”

The businessman was red with rage and shouted at the fisherman, “Don’t you understand that you
can become so rich that you will never have to work for your living again! You can spend all
the rest of your days sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset. You won’t have a care in
the world!”

The fisherman, still smiling, looked up and said, “And what do you think I’m doing right now?”

Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t know
where they are. The first guy says “I’ll find out” and puts
his arm out the plane, then brings it back in and says
“We’re just over Paris”
“How do you know” ask the others
“Well I’ve just felt the top of the Eiffel tower.”
Later on the second guy tries and says “We just flew over London”
“How?” asks the others
“Well I’ve just felt the top of Big Ben”
Still later on the last guy tries it, puts his arm out the
plane, and says to the others “We have just flown over Glasgow.”
“How do you know that?” comes the reply.
“Because some bastard has just stolen my watch”

Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this
temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job
on a very difficult project. As luck would have it, there was my wife waiting in the
office for my return. The temp, who was truly a ravishing beauty said, “Oh, Mrs. Moore,
I’m so happy to meet you. I’m your husband’s new secretary.”

Within a single heart beat my wife quietly intoned, “OH ? Really ? Were you ??”

Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Thats not funny!!!

a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says
“alright John, how you getting on today?”

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