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Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to
mention that he had gotten circumcised last week.
“Can I see it?” asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptly
dropped his pants to show off his cock.
“Oooh,” squealed his friend, “You look ten years younger!”

An old man and an old lady are getting
ready for bed one night when all of a
sudden the woman bursts out of the
bathroom, flings open her robe and yells:
“Super Pussy!”

The old man says: “I’ll have the soup.”

The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a
personal reenactment of Princess Diana’s last night alive. For
$50 extra you can enjoy the “Land Mind Obstacle Course”.

At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young
man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and
everything.

When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his
fork, held it up and smirked: ‘Is this pig?’

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: ‘Which end of
the fork are you referring to?’

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

“It ain’t so bad,” one crook noted. “We got $25 between us.”

The boss screamed: “I warned you to stay clear of lawyers–we had $100 when we broke in!”



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