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Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than
it does today ??

We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death…

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease,
eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will
be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be
deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be
delivered, software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will be
debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose. And on
a more positive note, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel
bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to
stuff it in the overhead bin. “Do you always carry such heavy luggage?”
she sighed.
“No more,” the man said. “Next time, I’m riding in the bag, and my
partner can buy the ticket!”

You’re so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said, ’4th bottle to the left.’

Yo mamma so poor I walked into her house and started to flick boogers off the wall and she said, “Leave alone my family pictures”
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo momma so poor I asked her where’s the bathroom and she said two bushes to the right!
Yo momma so poor I went to the park and stepped on a lit cigarette and she said, “Who turned off the heat”
Yo momma so poor she cannot bye a 1.00 dollar outfit.
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford sex.
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo momma so poor she gave you unwanted periods for your birthday.
Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’s fingers.
Yo momma so poor she put penny candy on layaway.
Yo momma so poor she saw a burning cigarette, and started singing, “clap you hands and stomp you feet, praise the lord, we got heat!”
Yo momma so poor she takes showers in the rain.
Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo momma so poor she was walking down the street and she saw a begger then she took his money and said thanks
Yo momma so poor she waves around a Popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor when I asked, what’s for supper, she kicked off her shoes and socks and said, CORN!!!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
Yo momma so poor when I threw a rock in garbage can she said, “whos knocking”!!!
Yo momma so poor when I went to her house I stepped on the skateboard she said gets off the family car.
Yo momma so poor when I went to your house I dropped a Doritos and she came running after it and yelled “ooh dinner!”
Yo momma so poor when someone rings the doorbell she sticks her head out the window and say ding-dong.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on. I said “have you lost one shoe”, she said, “no I found one”
Yo momma so poor, on Halloween her trick was the treat!
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford free samples.
Yo momma so poor, when I went inside her house a rat tripped me and a roach stole my wallet.
Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a box and I asked her why she was kicking a box and she said that she was moving.



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