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Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
A: She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.

A homeless man walks into a diner with enough change for a cup of coffee.
Seated next to him at the counter, was a well-dressed man with a bowl of
chili in front of him. A few minutes later, finishing his cup of coffee,
the homeless man begins to notice that the stranger next to him is not
eating his chili, but rather just staring at it, looking confused and
disoriented. Not having eaten in two days, the homeless man asks the
stranger: “Sir, I’m cold and hungry and haven’t eaten in days. If you’re
not going to eat your chili, do you mind if I have it?” With little
acknowledgement, the stranger simply shoves the bowl in his direction.
Minutes later, the homeless man, having nearly finished the entire bowl of
chili, discovers, in the bottom of the bowl – a small pile of dog turds.
Immediately, the homeless man becomes sick and vomits the chili back into
the bowl. Finally, the stranger seated next to him turned to him and said
“I know how you feel, buddy. That’s about as far as I got, too.”

Billy Ray and Billie Bob are driving home from a party. BR runs a red
light. BB says, “Hey! What the fuck are you doing! That light was red!”
BR replies, “Don’t worry, my brother does it all the time, it’s OK.”
Then he does it again.
BB: ” Damn it, you done it again!”
BR: “It’s OK, I tell you. My brother does it all the time.”
The next light is green. BR slams on the brakes.
BB: “Where did you learn to drive? That was green. You are supposed to go
through.”
BR: “Well I would have, but my brother might be coming through!

Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than to
improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What’s the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.



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