Joke's Database
     
Have fun searching 100254 jokes and pictures!


A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.
At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle
nipples. The machine makes a loud “hiss-pop” noise. “The hiss is the rubber
being injected into the mold,” explains the guide. “The popping sound is
the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple.”

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are
manufactured. The machine makes a “Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop” noise. “Wait
a minute!” says the man taking the tour. “I understand what the ‘hiss,
hiss,’ is, but what’s that ‘pop’ every so often?”

“Oh, it’s just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine,” says the
guide. “It pokes a hole in every fourth condom.”

“Well, that can’t be good for the condoms!”

“Yeah, but it’s great for the baby-bottle nipple business!”

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging
that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a
special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After
several minutes, the older worker had had enough.

“Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” he said.
“I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a
wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won’t be able to
wheel back.”

“You’re on, old man,” the braggart replied. “Let’s see what you
got.”

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the
handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, “All right.
Get in.”

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

Ha..ha… your dad’s a jerk off!

A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls a
beat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist how
much it would cost to repair the condom.
The pharmacist replied that including replacing the band and spot
welding the holes, it would cost 26 pence, but that for 29 pence, he
could sell the private a new one.
The private said, “Aye, that is a weighty decision, I shall be back in
two hours with an answer.”
Two hours later, The Scotsman returns and says:
“The regiment has voted to replace.”

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.



© 2015 ijokedb.com