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Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so
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Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test. The Tester asked him, “If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?”

Paddy replied, “Seven!”

The Tester said, “No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?”

Paddy replied again, “Seven!”

The Tester sighed and said, “Let’s try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?”

Paddy answered, “Six.”

The Tester smiled and said, “Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?”

Paddy said, “SEVEN!”

The Tester groaned and said, “How on Earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?”

Paddy replied, “I’ve already got one rabbit at home!”

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