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Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her
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Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, “They’re driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest and I’m half-way to the nut hatch.”
“What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself,” her friend said.
So Mary bought a playpen. A few days later, her friend called to ask how things were going.
“Superb! I can’t believe it,” Mary said. “I get in that pen with a good book and the kids don’t bother me one bit!”
By the way – Mary is blonde.

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