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Husband and wife laying next to each
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Husband and wife laying next to each other in bed, wife sayes ‘I had a dream that they were auctioning off cocks. The big ones went for 10 pounds and the thick ones went for 20 pounds …’ Husband asks ‘how about the ones like mine?’ She replies to him ‘they gave them away!’ Husband sits there for amoment and then sayes ‘I had a dream too, they were auctioning off cunts, the pretty ones went for a 1000 pounds and the tight little ones went for 2000 pounds.’ Wife asks ‘and how much for the ones like mine?’ Husband replies … ‘Thats where they held the auction!’

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