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During a session, a psychotherapist says to
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During a session, a psychotherapist says to his client:
“Today we’re going to try and analyze your Freudian slips. See, a Freudian slip is when you want to say something but you make a funny mistake and say something slightly different. The analysis of such a mistake can lead to some emotions you’re in conflict with, some bad memories from your childhood, and so on. Have you made any such funny mistakes lately?”
The client thinks a moment, and responds:
“You know Doc, yeah. I made a funny mistake while talking to my mother. I was eating dinner with her and I wanted her to pass the salad, but instead I said: ‘You stupid bitch, you ruined my life, I hate you.'”

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