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Certificate of Upgrade to Complete Asshole
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Certificate of Upgrade to Complete Asshole
Certificate of Upgrade
Complete Asshole
is awarded to


In Recognition of Your Obnoxious Attitude, Ability to Piss

People Off, Complete Asinine Juvenile Behavior and Total

Dedication to Personal Gain Without Regard to the Many

Hardships You Have Forced Upon Friends, Family, and Others

During Your Lifetime, You Have Become a Legend In YOUR Own


To Recognize Your Upgrade From Half-Assed to Complete Asshole

Gives All Concerned Great Satisfaction. If Anyone, For Any

Reason, Doubts Your Status,


Effective Date _________________ Signed _____________________

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