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Bank Teller
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A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, “I
want to open a
fucking checking account”. “Please sir”, she replies, “we can’t have
language like that in
here.” “Why the Fuck not?” he asked. “Sir,” Came her retort, “I must
ask you to refrain
from swearing.” “I don’t give a shit what you want,” he answers, “I
just want to open a
fucking checking account.”
With this the teller leaves and returns in a moment with her branch
manager. The manager
asks if he might be able to help the gentleman. “Shit yes”, came the
reply, “I just won 14
million dollars in the lottery and want to open a fucking checking
account.” The branch
manager says, “I see, and this stupid, fucking, bitch is giving you a
hard time?”

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