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A young man, in the course of
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A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his
homosexuality and
decided to “come out of the closet.” His plan was to tell his mother
first; so on his next
home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was busying
herself stirring stew with
a wooden spoon. Rather nervously, he explained to her that he had
realized he was gay.
Without looking up from her stew, his mother said, “You mean,
homosexual?”
“Well…yes.” Still without looking up:
“Does that mean you suck men`s penises?”
Caught off guard, the young man eventually managed to stammer an
embarrassed
affirmative; whereupon his mother turned to him and, brandishing the
wooden spoon
threateningly under his nose, snapped: “Don`t you EVER complain about
my cooking
again!”

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