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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street
with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop
pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously
drunk.”

Our wasted friend asked, “Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I’m
drunk?”

Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.”

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, “Thank goodness, I
thought I was a cripple.”

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