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Why fishing is better than sex
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* When you go fishing and you catch something, that’s good. If you’re making love and you catch something, that’s bad.

* Fish don’t compare you to other fishermen neither and don’t want to know how many other fish you caught.

* In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.

* You can catch and release a fish, you don’t have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

* You don’t have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you’re talking dinner and a movie minimum.

* Fish don’t mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.

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