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Q: What do they call a drug ring in Dallas?

A: A huddle.

Q: There are 4 Dallas Cowboys in a car, who’s driving?

A: The police.

Q: How do the Cowboys spend the first week of training camp?

A: Studying the Miranda Rights

Q: Why can’t Michael Irvin be in the Cowboy huddle anymore?

A: It’s a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

At the interval, everybody rushed to the bar, where local publican had thoughtfully provided a case of light ale. Unfortunately, the ale was off and halfway through the second innings, everyone was so ill that they abandoned the match. It was a case of bad light stopping play.

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Yorkshiremen are known for their devotion to cricket. In fact, one day, an avid Yorkshire fan was asked, ‘If your wife and Geoff Boycott were in a house that was falling over a cliff, who would you save?’ ‘Are you kidding?’ was the reply. ‘My wife’s a lousy bat.

The two rival cricketers were talking.
‘The local team wants me to play for them very badly.’
‘Well, you’re just the man for the job.’



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