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Q: Why does the University of Tennesse football team wear orange to all their Saturday games?

A: So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.

There is 3 sports players a baseball player a tennis player and a hocky player.
The football player checked into a hotel and when he got to his room he heard “I am the ghost of meanie enie I am going to eat your weinie” Then football player checked out really fast.

Then the tennis player when to the same hotel and got the same room. The same thing happend to him.He checked out really fast.

Then the hocky player went to the same hotel and got he same room.When he got to the room he heard “I am the gohst of meanie enie i am going to eat your wennie”

Then the hocky player said “touch my weinie i kick your ass”

You have two sides one out in the field and one in .
Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out .
When they are all out the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out .
Sometimes you get men still in and not out .
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs , THAT’S THE END OF THE GAME !
HOWZAT !!!!!

Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: Bad Golfer: Whack! “Shit!” Bad Skydiver: “Shit!!” Whack!!

The huge college freshman figured he’d try out for the football team. “Can you tackle?” asked the coach.
“Watch this,” said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

“Wow,” said the coach. “I’m impressed. Can you run?”

“Of course I can run,” said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

“Great!” enthused the coach. “But can you pass a football?”

The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. “Well, sir,” he said, “if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it.”



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