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With the advent of Spring in the US, a lot of avid fishermen are already out there trying their luck. My sister-in-law’s husband is probably one of the most rabid around. Returning from a day of fishing near the Chesapeake Bay Bridge I asked him if they were biting. He replied, “Were they? I had to lay down in the boat just to bait my hook!”

A famous fast bowler was introduced to an areb sheik who boasted that he had eighty three wives .
The bowler retorted ” You only need two more , and you’re entitled to a new ball.”

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run….run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!” A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!” The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!” All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.
A friendly fan, sensing his embarassment whisper, “He doesn’t have to run, he’s got four balls.”
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, “Walk with pr-r-ride man!”

A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing them into his pants pockets. On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down next to him, so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her.

He noticed after a while the lady was glancing sideways toward his pockets. A bit embarrassed, he said to the lady, “It’s all right ma’am, they’re just golf balls.”

She nodded and smiled sympathetically said, “Tell me – is that something like tennis elbow?”

Mike, an avid golfer, was teeing up for a very difficult shot. At that moment a funeral procession went by. Mike stopped, stood still with his hat over his heart, and bowed his head. His golfing partner looked at him and said, “Mike, that was kind and decent of you to show such respect for the dead.”
Mike replied, “Yes, we would have been married twenty-six years come tomorrow.”



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