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I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

Q: What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?

A: Having arms and legs.

Back in the pavilion, the batsman was talking to a team mate. ‘I can’t understand it,’ he said ‘The ball hit my head and the wicket-keeper caught it, but the umpire gave me out. His friend looked sympathetic. ‘Sometimes they go by sound.’
During the week, the village pitch is always covered in grazing sheep.
Last week, the groundsman was marking out the boundary when he heard one sheep say to another, ‘Well, I’ve eaten all the grass at extra-cover. I think I’ll try over at third man!’

Q: How is golf like taxes?
A: Well, you drive hard to get to the green, and then you wind up in the hole.

A little Bear is at his custody hearing. The judge asks the little bear whom he wants to live with. Well, I don’t want to live with Mamma bear, she beats me. And I do not want to live with Papa Bear, he beats me too. The Judge asks little bear if he has any relatives whom he likes. Little Bear says no. . . I want to live with the Chicago Bears, the don’t beat anybody.



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