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A man wanted to go hunting, but he couldn’t find anyone to go with him. As a last resort, he asked the town drunk to tag along.

The next morning, the drunk was ready and waiting, with a fifth of whiskey. When they got to the woods the old drunk took a seat under a large oak tree. The other man went off to his stand, and told the drunk to make as little noise as possible.

A few hours had passed, so the man went back to check on the drunk. As he got closer, he could hear terrifying screams coming from the drunk. The man yells at the drunk, “I told you to keep it quiet!”

The drunk explains, “I know, I know… but when I sat in a bed of fire ants, I didn’t make any noise. Then, when a snake slithered across my feet, I kept quiet. But, I just couldn’t take it any longer when that damn squirrel came back for my second nut!”

After the first day of football practice one guy Travis asks Justin, “Justin, do you know that you have a cork in you a–?” Justin simply says “yea.”
Travis replys “Well, doesn’t it hurt?”

“yea, but i can’t take it out” Travis is confused, “why not?” he asked.

Justin says “well, over the summer i was walking on the beach and i found a bottle with a cork in it. So, i pulled the cork out and a genie popped out and said that she will grant me one wish. So i said NO S—!!!!!”

Q: What do they call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Q: There are 4 Dallas Cowboys in a car, who’s driving?
A: The police.

Q: Why can’t Michael Irvin be in the Cowboy huddle anymore?
A: It’s a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

The team doctor said because of Michael Irvin’s fractured wrist, it’ll be 6 – 8 weeks before he can video tape a team mate having sex.

The Chicago Bears are trying to trade for Michael Irvin. They got rid of the “Refrigerator” and now they want a “Coke Machine”.

It was reported today that the artificial turf in Texas Stadium is being replaced because the Cowboys play much better on “grass”.

The Dallas Cowboys have adopted a new “Honor System”. “Yes, your Honor”, “No, your Honor”.

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year. 12 arrests and 5 convictions.

In a move to strengthen their defense, the Dallas Cowboys today hired a new defensive coordinator, Johnny Cochran.

Q: How do the Cowboys spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

Q: What do they call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Q: There are 4 Dallas Cowboys in a car, who’s driving?
A: The police.

Q: Why can’t Michael Irvin be in the Cowboy huddle anymore?
A: It’s a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

The team doctor said because of Michael Irvin’s fractured wrist, it’ll be 6 – 8 weeks before he can video tape a team mate having sex.

The Chicago Bears are trying to trade for Michael Irvin. They got rid of the “Refrigerator” and now they want a “Coke Machine”.

It was reported today that the artificial turf in Texas Stadium is being replaced because the Cowboys play much better on “grass”.

The Dallas Cowboys have adopted a new “Honor System”. “Yes, your Honor”, “No, your Honor”.

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year. 12 arrests and 5 convictions.

In a move to strengthen their defense, the Dallas Cowboys today hired a new defensive coordinator, Johnny Cochran.

Q: How do the Cowboys spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights



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