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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant Marlin that was larger and heavier than he was. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a buddy who had maybe a dozen or so Rockfish. The buddy eyed the Marlin and said, “Only caught the one, huh?”

It is the world cup qualifiers in 2006 Brazil vs Scotland Carlos says “We can’t be bothered to play Scotland they are to easy”.
“I’ll take them on single handedly” Ronaldo said. “You go to the pub.”

So later on they check the score Ronaldo 1 10:00 mins

Scotland 0
Then they turn it of later on they say “the game should be finished check the score”. Ronaldo 1 10:00 mins

Scotland 1 89:00 mins
Then Ronaldo comes down and says “I let you down” NO you didn’t you got a draw Carlos said “No I did I got sent of in the 12th minute.

Q: Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?

A: Because there is no atmosphere!

The NFL announced today in a press conference that one team from the league needed to be eliminated. What officials have decided to do is combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team therefore saving jobs. They will be known as the TAMPACKS.

They’re only good for one period and have no second string!

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says “seven points.”

His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was that?”

The old man says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 7 to nothing.”

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie, score.”

After about ten minutes later the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown I’m ahead 14 to 7.”

Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, “Touchdown, tie score.” The old man strains really hard but, to no avail he can’t fart, so not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and strains real hard to get out just one more.

Straining, the old man tries so hard he poops in the bed. The wife asks, “Now what in the world was that?”

The old man replies, “Half-time, switch sides.”

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