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There is 3 sports players a baseball player a tennis player and a hocky player.
The football player checked into a hotel and when he got to his room he heard “I am the ghost of meanie enie I am going to eat your weinie” Then football player checked out really fast.

Then the tennis player when to the same hotel and got the same room. The same thing happend to him.He checked out really fast.

Then the hocky player went to the same hotel and got he same room.When he got to the room he heard “I am the gohst of meanie enie i am going to eat your wennie”

Then the hocky player said “touch my weinie i kick your ass”

You have two sides one out in the field and one in .
Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out .
When they are all out the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out .
Sometimes you get men still in and not out .
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs , THAT’S THE END OF THE GAME !
HOWZAT !!!!!

Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: Bad Golfer: Whack! “Shit!” Bad Skydiver: “Shit!!” Whack!!

The huge college freshman figured he’d try out for the football team. “Can you tackle?” asked the coach.
“Watch this,” said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

“Wow,” said the coach. “I’m impressed. Can you run?”

“Of course I can run,” said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

“Great!” enthused the coach. “But can you pass a football?”

The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. “Well, sir,” he said, “if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it.”

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, “I’d give anything to sink this next putt.”

A stranger walks up to him and whispers, “Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?”

The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says, “OK.” And sinks the putt.

Two holes later he mumbles to himself, “Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole.”

The same stranger moves to his side and says, “Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?”

The golfer shrugs and says, “Sure.” And he makes an eagle.

Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, “Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?”

The golfer says, “Certainly.” And makes the eagle.

As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says,”You know, I’ve really not been fair with you because you don’t know who I am. I’m the devil and from now on you will have no sex life.”

“Nice to meet you,” says the golfer. “My name’s Father O’Malley.”



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