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Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

A: Because he liked sole music

Q: Why does the University of Tennesse football team wear orange to all their Saturday games?

A: So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.

There is 3 sports players a baseball player a tennis player and a hocky player.
The football player checked into a hotel and when he got to his room he heard “I am the ghost of meanie enie I am going to eat your weinie” Then football player checked out really fast.

Then the tennis player when to the same hotel and got the same room. The same thing happend to him.He checked out really fast.

Then the hocky player went to the same hotel and got he same room.When he got to the room he heard “I am the gohst of meanie enie i am going to eat your wennie”

Then the hocky player said “touch my weinie i kick your ass”

You have two sides one out in the field and one in .
Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out .
When they are all out the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out .
Sometimes you get men still in and not out .
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs , THAT’S THE END OF THE GAME !
HOWZAT !!!!!

Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: Bad Golfer: Whack! “Shit!” Bad Skydiver: “Shit!!” Whack!!

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