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An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says “seven points.”

His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was that?”

The old man says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 7 to nothing.”

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie, score.”

After about ten minutes later the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown I’m ahead 14 to 7.”

Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, “Touchdown, tie score.” The old man strains really hard but, to no avail he can’t fart, so not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and strains real hard to get out just one more.

Straining, the old man tries so hard he poops in the bed. The wife asks, “Now what in the world was that?”

The old man replies, “Half-time, switch sides.”

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. Suddenly
Clinton grabs Hillary by the
collar and throws her over the side and onto the field. The stunned
umpire shouted, “No, Mr. President!
I said, Throw the first PITCH!”

The two rival cricketers were talking.
‘The local team wants me to play for them very badly.’
‘Well, you’re just the man for the job.’

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is
using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he
finally says “OK,, just grip it like you do your husband’s member”.
After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the
line. The instructor says, “Wow that’s great. Now just try taking the
racquet out of your mouth.”

The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on corporate America recreation preferences:

1. Sport of choice for maintenance level employees: BOWLING

2. Sport of choice for front line workers: FOOTBALL

3. Sport of choice for supervisors: BASEBALL

4. Sport of choice for middle management: TENNIS

5. Sport of choice for corporate officers: GOLF

CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls.



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