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Q: How many Vikings does it take to win a Superbowl?
A: No one knows, and we may never find out!

Q: Why can’t Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

NASCAR would be a sport if half the cars were driving in the other direction.

Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like
forever. He’d waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backswing.
Finally David, his playing partner, asked, “Why on Earth are you taking
so long to make this shot?”

“My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse, and I want to make this shot a good one,” said Bob.

“Good Lord,” said David, “you haven’t got a chance of hitting her from here.”

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.



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