Although it isn’t generally known, there was once an industrial dispute during a test match at the Oval.
As a result of it, the batsmen became the first ever union to come out on a non-strike.

Q: How is golf like taxes?
A: Well, you drive hard to get to the green, and then you wind up in the hole.

The worst golf player in history must have been Adolf Hitler.
He never got out of the bunker.

The demon bowler sent his thunderbolts whizzing past batsman and wicket-keeper for boundary byes from every ball of his opening over. The captain said, ‘I think I’ll rest you for a while.’
‘You can’t do that,’ said the bowler. ‘I’ve just bowled a maiden over.
‘Women like that are a luxury I can’t afford at the moment,’ acidly replied the captain.

Q: Why does the University of Tennesse football team wear orange to all their Saturday games?

A: So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.