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Near the end of a particularly trying round of golf, during which the golfer had hit numerous fat shots, he said in frustration to his caddy, “I’d move heaven and earth to break a hundred on this course.”
“Try heaven,” said the caddy. “You’ve already moved most of the Earth.”

In the 1970s, two dedicated Yorkshiremen were at the match. One discovered that he’d left his wallet at home and friend offered to go back for it. He returned pale and shaken.
‘I’ve got bad news for thee, Bob. Your wife s run off and left thee, and your house ‘as burned to the ground!’
‘I’ve got worse news for thee, lad. Boycott’s out.’

Q: How many files did Evander Holyfield download from the Mike Tyson website?
A: A couple of megabytes.

A famous fast bowler was introduced to an areb sheik who boasted that he had eighty three wives .
The bowler retorted ” You only need two more , and you’re entitled to a new ball.”

A foursome is waiting at the men’s tee when another foursome of ladies
are hitting from the ladies tee.

The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready
to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it
another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically
“I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn’t help.”

One of the men immediately replies “No, you see that’s your problem. You
should have been taking golf lessons instead.”



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