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English Cricketer
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A distraught woman rushed into a Police Station claiming she had been raped.
The Desk Sergeant calmed her down and asked her to provide details. She
told him that it was a man of average height dressed in white and that he
was wearing protective pads on his legs and forearms, additionally he
had on a helmet and gloves.
“That sounds as if the man was a cricketer” observed the policeman.
“Oh yes he was” replied the woman, “and what’s more he was an Englishman”.
“I suppose you guessed that because of his accent ” said the Sergeant.
“No” the woman said, “it was because he didn’t stay in very long.”

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