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A cricket enthusiast died and went to hell. After a few days, the Devil came up to him and said, ‘What do you feel like doing today? You can have anything you like.’
‘Well,’ said the cricketer, I can’t think of nothing better than a game of cricket. Can we do that?’
‘Certainly,’ said the Devil, and off they went to get changed. They arrived at a beautiful pitch, and the batsman in his new gear took up a stance. Nothing happpened.
‘Come on then,’ he said to the Devil, ‘bowl the first ball.’
‘Ah, that’s the Hell of it,’ said the Devil. ‘We haven’t got any balls.’

Have you noticed that the “Super Bowl” this year sounds more like the “Condom Bowl”?
Titans vs. Rams.

Manager: “I’m sorry. Sir, we have no time open on the course today.”

Golfer: “Wait a minute, what if Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus showed up? I’m sure you’d find a starting time for them.”

Manager: “Of course we would, sir.”

Golfer: “Well, I happen to know they’re not coming, so we’ll take their time.”

Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
A: Because he liked sole music

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls.

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