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Signs you are a loser at love
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– Phone sex operators keep hanging up on you.

– Fox is starting a new show about you: “America’s Least Wanted.”

– You get a heart-shaped box filled with angry hornets.

– The babes just don’t seem to go for your homemade Star Trek uniform.

– You’re taking private tutorials with Jocelyn Elders.

– You have one of those handsome Ito beards … and you’re a woman.

– The last time you got laid was during the Eisenhower administration.

– You spend your vacation chasin’ lizards.

– The Pope asks you for tips on celibacy.

– You ain’t a Gingrich, but your nickname’s “Newt.”

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