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Q: How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?

A: Only one…but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.
He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.” Doctor sits him
down and begins the standard speech he gives to senior
citizens, about how as the body ages bodily functions
slow down and it is completely normal to suffer some
decrease in sexual desire. How the man shouldn’t worry
or become upset about it, but should just relax and
things will probably be completely fine and blah blah
blah. Finally the doctor asks “When did you first
begin to think you were impotent?”

“Three times last night, and again this morning.”

Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the Toy Box?

A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face, saying “Lie to me!”

It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against
President Clinton. It all stems from the Paula Jones case. The
spokesperson remarked that it would be impossible for a woman with
a six inch nose to give a blow job to a person with a three inch dick.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.



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