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Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang
at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.
Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac.
After six times, she was screaming for more. After the *eighth* time, Don
told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.
On the way out, he stopped in the men’s room. He stood in front of the
urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn’t find his
dick. After a couple of minutes of “fishing around,” he finally said,
“Look, it’s ok. She’s not here!”

Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

A: Full.

Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

A: Who cares?

Q: What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A: One’s a snack cracker, the other’s a crack snacker.

He: “I already have a nickname for you.”

She: “And what is that?”

He: “MasterCard.”

She: “MasterCard?”

He: “Yes, MasterCard. I plan on mastering your possibilities and takin’ you to the limit.”

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