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Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
A: Because if you’ll eat that stuff, you’ll eat anything.

Q: What’s the the definition of a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.

Q: How do you make a fruit cordial?
A: Pat him on the behind!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
A: A Cock that can stay up all night!!

Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?

A: Because it’s always exactly the same and afterwards you swear you’ll never do it again.

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