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Q: What is the first symptom of AIDs?
A: A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.

Q: Why do woman fake orgasms?
A: Because men fake foreplay!

Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?
A:
A nurse says: “This won’t hurt a bit.”
A schoolteacher says, “We’re going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right.”
An airline stewardess says, “Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breath normally.”

Q: What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
A: Gladiator!

While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they had been married only a few years, he relflectly unhappily, their love-making had become infrequent and bland. Then quite suddenly, alarmed, he said: “What happened, did I hurt you?”
“Why no, not at all,” said his surprised wife. “Whatever made you ask that?”
“Well, no reason actually,” the bored husband replied with a sigh, “It’s just that for a moment there, I thought you actully moved.”



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