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Hey Diddle Diddle,
My penis is little
and shriveled
and shrunk like a prune.
But if you will squeeze it
And tease it, and please it,
It’ll blow up just like
A balloon.

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

A: A know-it-all bitch.

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
“Does your wife ever… well, you know… does she… well, let
you do it doggie style?” asked one of the two.

“Well, not exactly,” his friend replied, “She’s into the dog trick
aspect of it.”

“Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?”

“Well… not exactly. More like she rolls over and plays dead.”

The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.
“Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive.”
“Come on now Mr Peters,” the doctor said, “your sex drives all in your head.”
“Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little.”

Three guys are discussing women.
“I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first guy says.
The second says “I like to look at a woman’s ass.”
He asks the third guy “What about you?”.
“Me? I prefer to see the top of her head.”



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