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Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

A: She choked…

Q: What’s a man’s idea of foreplay?

A: A half-hour of begging.

Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other?
A: I can’t find my way through all this shit.

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult time
achieving an orgasm.
The Dr said “which position do you use?”
“Doggy style,” said dumb shit.
“why don’t you go home and tonight try it missionary position and see if
that works any better.” said the Dr.
“We’ve tryed that” he said, “but my dogs got such baaadddd breath!”

Q: Why is sex like money in the bank?
A: Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.



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