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Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll
never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position
for lovemaking.”
“Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?”
“Back to back.”
“But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.”
“Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another couple to help out.”

A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along very
well, and when he asked her if she would like to come up to his apartment
for a drink she agreed. After they were at the apartment a while, he
asked if he could give her an old fashioned kiss. Her reply was “At a
time like this you want me to change positions?”

How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger in her cunt…
Now, if ya can SNAP yer fingers, ya know she’s been fucking too much..

Q: What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?

A: A fruit stand.

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was
asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.

“Doctor,” she replied shyly, “I just can’t undress in front of
you.”

“All right,” said the physician, “I’ll flick off the lights. You
undress and tell me when you’re through.”

In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: “Doctor,
I’ve undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?”

“Put them on the chair, on top of mine.”



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