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“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”
But the young man turned his head away, saying, “Of course not.
How can I? I’m your own brother-in-law. Hell, we shouldn’t
even be lying here making love.”

Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?

A: “Has the blonde left yet?”

Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was
showing a friend around the Playboy Mansion. At one point, Hefner turned
to his friend, and said, “Did you ever hear this joke? A woman receives
flowers from her boyfriend. She turns to her friend, and says, `Oh, great.
Now I’ll have to spend the whole weekend with my legs in the air.’ `Why?’
says her friend. `Don’t you have a vase?'”

They laugh, and then Hefner opens a door with a flourish. Inside, women
are reclining on couches, naked as jaybirds, with flowers protruding from
their vaginas. Hefner and his friend have another laugh and are flirting
with the girls when suddenly, from the next room, there is a bloodcurdling
shriek!

“What was that?” starts Hefner’s friend.

“Oh, probably just the umbrella stand… “

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:
“Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh. Father Goodwim came to me and
told me that I had the gates to Heaven here between my legs. Then he said
that he had the key to Heaven, and he put it in the gates.”
“BASTARD!” cried the Mother Superior. “For years he told me it was
Gabriel’s trumpet and I have been blowing it.”

Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
A: They can’t find the zipper.



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