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Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?

A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
A: They’re right! We do taste like chicken!

Q: What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm and a woman’s sex life have in common?
A: They’re both concerned with how many inches and how long it will last.

The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to her
husband, “you know, You’re really a lousy lover!”

Her husband replies, “How would you know after only 30 seconds?”

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: You pick them up, throw them in the gutter, and they come back for more

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