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Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying and
crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Don’t worry Son, your
mother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.”
The next night, its fathers turn to do the job.
“Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he’s bringing
joy to new mommies and daddies.”
A few days later, the stork parents are desperate, their son is gone from
the nest all night. Finally, shortly before dawn, he returns and the
parents ask their son where he had been all night.
Says the baby stork, “Awww, just scaring the shit out of college kids!”

This guy has a crush on a girl at his work. He is dying to ask her out on a date, but every time he sees her he gets the biggest erection ever. There is nothing he can do to control it. After some time, he decides to get her phone number and call her up. This way he won’t have to see her and he won’t get too excited. He ends up asking her out and she says yes.

He figures what he’ll do is tie his penis to his leg so when he sees her it’ll be tied to his leg and she’ll never notice it. He gets to her house. When he knocks on her door, she answers the door in a sheer teddy.

He kicks her in the face!

Q: Why did the boy leave his gay father?
A: He didn’t want to be reared by a fag.

Q: What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
A:
At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 – You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 – If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!!

Q: What’s the the definition of a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.



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