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Q: What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
A: The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were
getting ready to go out on dates. The first
beau came to the door and said, “I’m Eddie, I’m
here to pick up Betty. We’re going for
spaghetti, is she ready?”
No. The second beau came to the door and said,
“I’m Joe, I’m here to pick up Flo to take her to
the show. Is she ready to go?”
No. The third beau came to the door and said to
the farmer. “Hello, my name is Chuck.”
The farmer shot Chuck.

Q: What’s a blonde’s mating call?

A: I think I’m drunk.

A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.”
“Yeah what happened?” asked his friend.
The first guy replies, “Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.”

An old sailor goes to a brothel,
where he chooses his girl and begins.
“How am I doing?” He asks.
“Three knots,” she replies.
“Three knots? What’s that mean?”
“You’re not hard, you’re not in,
and you’re not getting your money back.”

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