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Q: What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
A: Klondike.

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.
Grandpa’s doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girl
could be dangerous, even fatal. Grandpa, not the slightest bit perturbed
replied “Oh well, if she dies, I’ll just get myself another one.”

Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It’s what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.

Q: How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
A: By sticking your finger in his honey.

Susan was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a hard time meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.

She wrote: “Looking for a man who won’t beat me, won’t leave me, and is excellent in bed.”

Several days went by and she hadn’t gotten a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. “Can I help you?” she asked.

He said, “I am the man of your dreams!”

She was baffled. She said, “Excuse me.”

“I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I can’t beat you. I have no legs, so I can never leave you.”

“But are you good in bed?” she asked.

He replied, “How do you think I knocked on the door?!”



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