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Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was
always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up
after some love making, and he said, “You really ought to quit.”

She, getting tired of his nagging, said, “I really enjoy a good
cigarette after sex.”

He replied, “But they stunt your growth.” She asked if he ever
smoked, and he replied that he had never.

Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, “So, what’s
your excuse then?”

Q: What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A: A scrotum pole!

Q: What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?
A: “Stand back …. I don’t know how big this thing is going to grow!”

A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say that they are hungry and thirsty. It was freezing in the house so they have an argument over who should go get the food and drink. After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can come up with the best poem would be the one to stay in bed.

They both think for a while when the guy says, “Okay, I got one. Two times two is four plus five is nine, I can pee in yours but you can’t pee in mine.”

So she thinks for a minute and says, “Okay two times two is four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you’ll never know the depth of mine.”

Q: How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
A: His dick tastes like shit.



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