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Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
A: Toy’s for Twats.

A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother
wants to show her
daughter that she’s a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to open
up and talk about
dating boys and what it’s like for her.
Mom: So… now that you have started dating, what’s it like getting
intimate with young
men?
Daughter: Oh you know how it is, boys are always insensitive and never
care if intimacy
isn’t working for me.
Mom: How?
Daughter: Oh, stuff…
Mom: Really now, you can trust me. I think that its important for
mothers and daughters to
talk about these matters…
Daughter: I don’t know…
Mom: Now don’t forget, I was a teenager once and I can remember what
dating boys was
like for me, believe I remember
Daughter: Really?
Mom: Really…
Daughter: Ok, for starters, how did you get their cum out of your
eyes?

Q: Why did the blonde have a bruise on her bellybutton?
A: Because her boyfriend was a blonde too!

This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped
and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. “What the
hell is your problem?” the lady asked. “I feel like a regular son of a
bitch, getting my best friends pussy,” the man moaned. The lady reached
over and patted him on the back. “Well, if that’s all it is, you can stop
worrying,” she said. “You’re not getting his pussy. His pussy is five to
six inches deeper.”

Q: What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
A: “The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul.”



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