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One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, “We’re learning about sexual education.”
She smiled, and said, “At least he’s learning something usefull.”
Billy went up to his room. A little later, Billy’s mom went up to his room to call him down to dinner. She opens his door and sees him jerking off.
She says, “Billy, when you’re done with your homework, supper’s on the table.”

Q: What does a 13 year old girl from Tennesee say after sex?

A: Git offa me, daddy, you’re cruching my cigarettes!

A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment.

He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the other. He realizes that the first one might get bored watching, so he asks her what she’d like to do.
She says, “Is that a trombone in the corner? I’d love to play your trombone.”
So she plays it while he screws her sister.

A few weeks later, the girls are walking past the guy’s apartment building. One of the girls says, “Let’s stop up and see that guy.”
The other girl says, “Gee… do you think he’d remember us?”

There were these three nuns that were killed in a traffic accident, and immediately sent to the Pearly Gates. As St. Peter was looking over their files, he said, “You ladies have been very good, but before I can let you in, you have to answer a question.”

So he asks the first nun, “What was the name of the first man that God created?”

“Adam,” she replied. The lights started flashing, music started playing, the angels started singing, and then two angels came out and gave the nun her halo and wings, and off she went into the Pearly Gates.

Then St.Peter asked the second nun, “What was the name of the name of the first woman that God created?”

“Eve,” the nun said. And the lights started and two angels came out and gave the nun her halo and wings, and off she went into the Pearly Gates.

Then St. Peter asked the third nun, “What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?”

The nun, clearly confused, started scratching her head, and replied, “Gee, that’s a hard one.” And the lights started flashing, the music started playing……

Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It’s not hard.



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