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Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers.

“Hello, sir,” she said, “Do you like movies?”

“Yes, I do,” he responded, then returned to his book.

Goldie persisted. “Do you like gardening?”

The man again looked up from his book. “Yes, I do,” he said politely before returning to his reading.

Undaunted, Goldie asked. “Do you like pussycats?”

With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she’d never been ravaged before.

As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, “How did you know that was what I wanted?”

The man thought for a moment and replied, “How did you know my name was Katz?”

Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you’ve finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.

A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” he said to her.

“I don’t know,” replied the beautiful young woman. “It depends how personal it is.”

“OK,” the guy said. “How many men have you slept with?”

“I’m not going to tell you that!” the woman exclaimed. “That’s my business!”

“Sorry,” said the guy, “I didn’t realize you made a living out of it.”

Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?

A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off.



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