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Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other?
A: I can’t find my way through all this shit.

Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.
The first guy said”I think it taste like cherry pie”.The
other guy said “I think it taste like shit”.Then
the first guy said “you are supposed to turn her over”.

Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.

Q: What do you call gay lawyers?
A: Legal Aids!

Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A: Beat it! We’re closed…

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