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Q: Why do we have orgasms?
A: How else would we know when to stop?

Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

A: Slow down and use a lubricant.

Fred’s convertible glided to a halt on the edge of a lonely country road.

“I suppose,” said his pretty but reluctant date, “you’re going to pull the old ‘out of gas’ routine.”

“No,” said Fred, ” I’m going to pull the ‘here after’ routine.”

“The ‘here after’ routine… what’s that?” she wanted to know.

“If you’re not here after what I’m here after, you’ll be here after I’m gone!” he replies.

Q: What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to
the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board.

When she had finished, the husband’s lawyer rose to his feet and
coolly replied, “Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing
of the charging documents. My client claims that he left her bed
‘bored’.”



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