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Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you’ve finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asked.

“Well, I, uh,” she stammered. “I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac.”

“I see,” he said. “I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour.”

“That’s not bad,” she replied. “How much for all night?”

Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur traders.

Q: Why do gay men have moustaches?
A: To hide the stretchmarks.



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