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“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”
But the young man turned his head away, saying, “Of course not.
How can I? I’m your own brother-in-law. Hell, we shouldn’t
even be lying here making love.”

Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A: A waste.

Q: What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
A: Klondike.

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.

“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25.”

Q: What is a yankee?

A: A quickie, but you do it yourself.



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