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Q: What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
A: You get mono from from snatching a kiss….

One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class “What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first?”
Two children rose their hand. One was little Johnny. Hesitant to pick on him she chose little Mary.
“I think your heart goes first because, that’s were your emotions of love are.”
“Very interesting.” replied the teacher. Seeing no one else had their hand raised but Johnny, she finally called on him.
“I think your feet go up first.”
Confused but relieved the teacher said, “Why is that?”
Johnny replied, “Once when I walked in my parents room I saw my dad on my mom, and she had her feet in the air saying “Oh God!”

This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and
brought her to the big city for the first time. When they first
arrived he got them a hotel room and as they were laying in
bed she looked over in the corner and saw a discarded
condom, “Oh yuck!!” she proclaimed as she ponted it to her
new husband

As he craned his neck to see what it was he looked at her and
asked “What they don’t use those things where you come
from?”

“Yeah,” she said “but we don’t skin ‘em!”

Q: How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
A: When beaver starts tasting like shit.

Define Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!



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