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This man went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said “You really smell terrific. What’s that you have on?”

The flattered girl told him it was Channel #5. Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, “You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?”

“Well, I’ve got a hard on, but I didn’t think you could smell it,” the guy replied.

Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man
or the woman? A woman walks by and listens in for awhile and then
interrupts:
“Listen you guys. You know when your ear itches and you put in your little
finger and wiggle it around for awhile? Afterward, which feels better,
your finger or your ear?”

This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting to feel good in her mouth.

One day, an young girl is walking through a park when she hears a faint “help me, help me.” She looks around and follows the quiet voice to a bush near the path. Looking under the bush she spies a little green frog trapped under a log. The girl moves the log and picks up the frog.

“Oh, thank you, thank you,” says the frog. “Take me home and put me on your pillow and in the morning I’ll be a handsome Prince.”

So the girl takes the frog home and puts him on the pillow and there in the morning is a handsome prince.

You don’t believe that?

Neither did her mother!

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the
inspection. The first one
says:”I have to confess, I held mans penis in one hand.” St. Peter
says:”You see the bowl
of holy water, wash your hand and go in.” The second says:”I have to
confess, I held
mans penis in both hands.” St. Peter:”Wash both your hands and go in.
Suddenly the
other two start fighting, something terrible. St.Peter goes there,
pulls them apart, asks
*What’s going on? One of them shouts I want to gargle, before she
washes her ass in
there.



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