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A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.
When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his
poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his
migraines and STILL no improvement.

“Listen,” says the Doctor, “I have migraines, too and the advice I’m
going to give you isn’t really anything I learned in medical school,
but it’s advice that I’ve gotten from my own experience. When I have
a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a
while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can
stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I
get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is
killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the
headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and
see me in six weeks.”

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. “Doc! I took
your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I’ve had migraines for
17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!”

“Well,” says the physician, “I’m glad I could help.”

“By the way, Doc,” the patient adds, “you have a REALLY nice house.”

Q: What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
A: A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.

Q: How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz?

A: They’re both useless unless they’re spread!

Q: Whats the difference between pink and purple?

A: Your grip.

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