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A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cook
saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner he
cooked it. That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and
ignoring the cook. He pulled one aside and asked, “Did I screw up the
cooking… ” “No”, the cowboy replied, “You cooked up the screwing.”

Q: What does a blonde answer to the question “Are you sexually active?”
A: “No, I just lie there.”

One day in class the teacher has sex education. On the black board she draws a penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is. In the back of the room, Dirty Johnny stands and says “That’s a penis,and my father has two of them”.
The teacher looks surprised and asks “What do you mean,two?”
Dirty Johnny responds,”A little one to pee, and a big one to brush the moms teeth.”

Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

Q: What is the definition of an overbite?

A: When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.

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