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Q: Why did the boy leave his gay father?
A: He didn’t want to be reared by a fag.

Q: What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
A:
At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 – You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 – If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!!

Q: What’s the the definition of a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.

– Phone sex operators keep hanging up on you.

– Fox is starting a new show about you: “America’s Least Wanted.”

– You get a heart-shaped box filled with angry hornets.

– The babes just don’t seem to go for your homemade Star Trek uniform.

– You’re taking private tutorials with Jocelyn Elders.

– You have one of those handsome Ito beards … and you’re a woman.

– The last time you got laid was during the Eisenhower administration.

– You spend your vacation chasin’ lizards.

– The Pope asks you for tips on celibacy.

– You ain’t a Gingrich, but your nickname’s “Newt.”

Q: How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.



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