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Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.

Q: How can you tell that Maurice is losing interest in his wife Hette?
A: Because Maurice’s favourite sexual position is next door.

“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She broke
down and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to
screw just twice a year???”

Q: What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap?
A: Ho Ho Ho

“Who Needs Food?”
It’s breakfast time. Sadie asks her husband Moishe, “Would you like some scrambled eggs, perhaps a piece of toast and grapefruit and coffee to follow?”
Moishe replies, “No thanks, it’s this Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
At lunchtime, Sadie asks Moishe if he would like something to eat. “How about a bowl of your favourite home made vegetable soup, followed by a cheese and tomato sandwich on rye?” she inquires.
Moishe again declines. “It’s this Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
Come dinnertime, Sadie asks Moishe if he wants anything to eat. She’ll go to the delicatessen and buy him some food. Would he like a nice juicy lamb chop with a tasty stir-fry followed by apple pie and cream?
Again, Moishe says, “No thanks, it’s this Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
“Well,” Sadie says, “Would you mind getting off me and letting me up? I’m starving.”



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