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Q: 4 gay guys walk into a bar. There is only one 4-legged stool left, how do they sit?

A: They turn it upsidedown.

Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it! We’re closed…

Q: How can you tell when your house has been burglarized by gays?
A: When you come home, you discover that your jewelry is missing, and all your furniture has been tastefully rearranged.

Q: How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

A: In real life, men aren’t affectionate in bed.

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house
in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a
couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another
couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some
bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house,
and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and
the man asked what kind of a place this was. “This is a
brothel” replied the madam.

“Well, what’s all this out on the lawn?” queried the man.

“Oh, we’re having a yard sale today.”



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