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Q: What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A: Goes-in-tight!

The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, he suddenly said “Hey! You wanna see my underwear?”

Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn’t wearing any.

She glanced down and said, “Nice design, does it also come in men’s sizes?”

It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against
President Clinton. It all stems from the Paula Jones case. The
spokesperson remarked that it would be impossible for a woman with
a six inch nose to give a blow job to a person with a three inch dick.

Q: “Was your wife a virgin when you married?”
A: “I don’t know. Some say yes. Some say no.”

Q: What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
A: “The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul.”



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